Caramel Puffercorn
Featherlight puffcorn drowned in slow-cooked buttery caramel, baked until every cluster shatters clean. The snack we built the bakery around — famously incapable of surviving a full movie. Bags and marathon party tubs.
Samantha and Leslie are both diabetic — two diabetic ghouls baking frightful treats for your inner monster. So every item on this menu can be made sugar-free or reduced-sugar, and it'll actually taste good, because they're the first ones eating it. Mention it in your booking.
Request a Custom FeastSome things never make it to the order form. These run at our Yuma vendor tables only, while they last — one more reason to check the tour calendar. Cookies at the booth run $2.50 each or 4 for $5.

Dessert CupsStrawberry shortcake · pistachio choc

ChocoflanThe two-layer miracle

Strawberry CrunchCookie of the summer

Loaded BrowniesPistachio & chocolate drizzle
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Some flavor experiments exist in the shadows. Hot sauce puffercorn. Midnight cake pops. Things our founders dream up at 2 AM. These are special orders only — one-offs for the truly curious.